Galileo

Lina Ruz Gonzalez.
When my bedroom ceiling collapsed the other day, my sister and I laughed about how I must have been a really REALLY bad person in my past life to cause shit to happen to me over and over in this one.
We joked about it, and then, of course since I over-think and over analyze everything, my brain continued to think about this hypothesis and daydream about what kind of terrible person I may have been in my past life(ves).
It's hard to think of myself as a bad guy.  I like to think that I'm a pretty good person.. I try to always do the right thing.  I try to help people.. always.  If I see or know someone that I can help, I do.
Buuut, the rules of karma tell me otherwise.  Apparently I was a big asshole.
So, after accepting the fact that I was a real jerk in my past life, I started to wonder who I may have been.  More than likely, I was some unknown jerk.. but that's boring.
So then my crazy brain started adding other odd eccentricities of my personality to my search criteria..  I have a strong attraction to all things spanish and/or hispanic.  I love the people, the music, the food...  I even seemed to easily learn the language in school.  I am always attracted to spanish and or hispanic men.  Not all of them, mind you-- I have a type.. but Spanish and/or Hispanic men are almost always my preference.
Sooo, I've figured it out.  I was Fidel Castro's mom or dad.  I'd like to think I would be a mom, as opposed to a dad-- I just don't jive well with typically male jobs/roles/emotions.  So I assume I was the mom.  She was an employee of Fidel's dad.  She was a maid, and birthed 5 children with Fidel's dad.  5 bastards, as it were.   Interesting, no?  So, she was either a sneaky whore that enjoyed being a mistress to her wealthy boss, or she was a weak, and sad, underpaid employee that was abused into sleeping with her boss and having his babies... Could make for a very angry, mad, mean lady.  Either way, not the best recipe for the June Cleaver Motherhood award.  I'm thinking Fidel probably didn't have great role models.
So there you have it... my super smart grains of wisdom for today.
You're welcome.